Pranks should be outlawed

By hannah - 30/09/2023 04:00

Today, someone held me down and rubbed ChapStick all over my lips. I have a condition which requires medicinal balm, otherwise my lips crack and bleed, and ChapStick makes it worse. I’m still waiting on the balm to arrive. FML
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Billsonhamsen 17

It might not be the same condition I have something that sounds similar. For the last few years I've used Australian Gold pharmaceutical grade lanolin lip balm. There's one kind that's 100% lanolin but it's a little bit too soft for me so I like the one that has medical grade lanolin and sunflower seed wax in it. It's a little bit expensive but well worth it.

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Hangryko 31

Call the police, have them charged with assault.

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Billsonhamsen 17

It might not be the same condition I have something that sounds similar. For the last few years I've used Australian Gold pharmaceutical grade lanolin lip balm. There's one kind that's 100% lanolin but it's a little bit too soft for me so I like the one that has medical grade lanolin and sunflower seed wax in it. It's a little bit expensive but well worth it.

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Hangryko 31

Call the police, have them charged with assault.

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UsernameNotRandom 10

Wow...whoever it was, you do not need them in your life assaulting you (or even touching you without your consent). Seriously. Get rid. If you allow them this one attack, who knows what else they think they can get away with.

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