Prankster
By stillwaiting - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By stillwaiting - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
He, not she.
Dude, you have just shown your boss you are dedicated. What does that imply? =P
"...Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micro manage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on de€brah (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a sex line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harassment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)..."
I luhs you.
sorry i was gone! i was having an epic weekend that removed me from my computer's presence. and then a cumload of hw last night
Now that's blind servitude. You'll make an excelent doorman...or doormat.
Yeah, no, that's just work place bullying. Your boss is a jerk.
4 hours?! get back to work!
NEW RECORD!!!
As long as you got paid this isn't an FML.
The old record was set before iPhones were invented. The new record will soon reach into days and weeks, because someone will sit there all day if they're being paid and they have something to keep them occupied. Your boss is a moron.
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Oooh, that sucks. YDI, a bit, but that shows dedication too XD Jet
FYL, at least you were responsible enough to wait. Still, you should have thought something was wrong after the first 20 minutes or so and talked to him. Four hours is a looong time.