Pretend it's snowing

By babypenguin00 - 29/08/2015 19:20 - United States - Newark

Today, marks the third girlfriend in a row that has broken up with me for my terrible dandruff. I can't control it as I was born with psoriasis. All three girls called me pathetic for "making up" a disease to try to get them to stay. FML
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DMA0712 22

If they aren't going to accept you just because of something you were born with, and then accuse you of lying about it, you're better off without them. Chin up OP, you'll find better.

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Wizardo 33

If you see a dermatologist they can hopefully gibe you medicine to help control the condition. In the meantime, I recommend using Neutrogena T/Gel, they have a specific one that caters to helping with psoriasis!

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karlikaragiannis 8

I have the same problem ahaha see a dermatologist they can prescribe you with good treatments and creams

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chazzywazzy654 22

Try T-Gel OP, I suffer from extreme dandruff and I swear by that stuff, it smells a bit gross but it's a small price to pay for a virtually flake free and itch free scalp :)

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delfino1604 24

stop dating the slow girls

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TheSophster 10

I have that problem myself and find the typical dandruff control shampoos are useless. Only the (unfortunately) expensive natural products (purchased from the pharmacy or natural health foods shop), do any good.

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Solano2580 24

I have a dandruff problem myself caused by Crohn's disease

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curiouslilbird 19

These girls will realize how shallow they are someday...better that they revealed their natures to you now rather than getting stuck with them for years. A much better woman is in your future for sure.

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lanai80 24

Dude, my sister has psoriasis in her hair mostly, but it's mild. If a girl can't understand that, or actually LOOK IT UP, they aren't worth it. Seriously.

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esca6angel 16

maybe you should stop dating dumb girls

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jk_waks23 19

Three words for you bro, Don't. Date. Blondes(mentally).

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notorious_me 13

Hey OP fellow psoriasis guy here. I hope that you have it only at your scalp and not elbows knees or face since psoriasis can get pretty bad. Unfortunately people cannot understand a hereditary disesase like this and the consequences it may have in your normal life. I have tried many meds and seen many doctors as I imagine you have too. By now I know that no product out there can do anything in the long run. All just help a bit dealing with the symptoms but thats it. Since a 15 Euro Shampoo is not something you can buy every month i use products only when it flares during high stress periods. Despite having it on elbows and scalp I am soon getting married and I had my fair share of love romances :). My best advice: if you think of it, as it is an issue then it will become one. You have it so what? Make jokes about it say that it is Santa's snow factory or something; someone complains, spray them with a movement of your hair. Keep positive and do yourself a favor, next time prefer character than looks :).

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