Priorities

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
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MELKOZAR 27

Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!

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Cassandra2015 21

Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .

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tzemmy 25

I hope you're okay op! Did you end up getting to the hospital anyways?

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MDoremis 38

First: I hope you're alright, heart problems are a really scary thing. Second: If you thought you were having a heart attack why wouldn't you automatically call the paramedics? I would personally rather have someone with me that knows what to do if the symptoms got worse rather than relying on being able to get myself, even with someone else driving, to the hospital in enough time.

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piedpiper303 29

In my situation where I live, driving (or having someone drive you) to the hospital is quicker than calling an ambulance. For OP, it may be the same. In life or death situations, quicker is better.

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crazytwinsmom 25

In California, you are seen quicker at the hospital if you came via ambulance.

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wakemeupplease 21

Look at the bright side you're still alive and he didn't miss the pizza :D

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MattStro 23

Looks like you should probably order a new husband

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PurpleMyth 28

If he eats enough, you can both have a cute couples double heart attack!

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MechanicKayla 18

Boo!! Have it Delivered to the hospital! ?

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crazytwinsmom 25

I delivered pizza to a woman who had just had a baby at the hospital.

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