Priorities

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
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MELKOZAR 27

Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!

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Cassandra2015 21

Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .

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clarkson37 15

One hell of a husband you got there

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jane35 13

It takes around 20 minutes for the pizza to get mad plus delivery

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dubb420 15

my pizza gets angry within the first five minutes I get it.. then I finish it off

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Laynee90 5

did you go to the hospital? is your health ok? did you spit in his pizza?

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StunninW 11

Who doesn't love pizza but yea, this is a bit much. Hope all is well!

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Sklinetobe88 11

Time to reevaluate the marriage...... Thats simply unacceptable

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GAMERZxxHD 25

What a shame for your husband to that. Hopefully you either drove yourself (wouldn't recommend that but do what you gotta do.) or called yourself an ambulance. But whatever happened I hope everything turned out ok!

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AphyTheBronette 15

Wow I think you and I might be married to the same ass hat... That's totally something I could see my own husband saying.

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