Priorities

By mapollis - 20/01/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for the fifth time, and all I could say was, "Can I have my parking permit back?" FML
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Reality_bites 14

OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.

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SliceNthrice 0

naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.

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Sirin_fml 46

Hmm, OP... just an observation - strike me down if I'm over-reading things - but this relationship is possibly not gonna go anywhere... Still... never know, 6th time's the charm?

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SliceNthrice 0

naw the 7th time is it, you can never go wrong at 7.

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Reality_bites 14

OP, why would you let him break up with you FIVE times? I mean I know you probably think you love the guy but where is your self-respect? What i see if that he thinks he can do better than you so he breaks up with you. Then realises he cant or that the grass isnt greener or that hot girl he had his eye on he doesnt have a chance with. So he comes back. And then decides that he wants to be single just in case someone better comes along. And then well you know. He breaks up with you again. If he comes crawling back for the sixth time, tell him to stick it where the sun dont shine. And mean it. Dont let him break up with you for a sixth time.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

exactly, why are some girls so dumb? you make the rest of us l ook like whiny little bitches.

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Cowless 0

...so did you get it back?

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YoungE 0

i'm sorry but after FIVE times YDI

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idkweird 0

It's because after that many times, you're just kind of numb to it. Move on, OP!

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JhasNeeh 7

How is this anything like a FML? You've dated him and been dumped 5 times ... you're an idiot. Simple. Maybe you should be less concerned with you inabilty to say anything intelligent and more concerned with getting a grip and not making it 6 or more.

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ElMundio87 0

YDI for being lazy and sticking with the same asshole 5 times.

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