Alcohol, Cars, Computers and Transportation: Priorities

Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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You deserved it 35 727

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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You deserved it 2 819

By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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You deserved it 10 078

Haste

By JulieFromMars - 15/08/2024 09:00 - Ireland - Galway

Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML

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You deserved it 250

By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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You deserved it 39 650

By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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You deserved it 6 092

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 317

By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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ItsAshxD 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:43

Well, at least you saved the vodka, because now you can go drink away the pain.

k43L1 0

Friday 20 November 2009 1:42

laptop case. buy it. use it. love it.

Comments

fabfoot 0

Friday 20 November 2009 15:57

lol YES thats a grl whos got her priorities strait

natizakhi 0

Friday 20 November 2009 16:55

would anyone like a FAKE sandwich? hey butt-nugget! unless your car is as tall as angel falls your craptop wouldnt break into three pieces! the most damage from falling out of a car would be a few scratches and the screen being damaged! so go munch on a turd!

CallMeHush 0

Friday 20 November 2009 17:15

That sucks, at least you have something to drown your sorrows with and toast your new place at the same time.

XScarlet 4

Friday 20 November 2009 18:24

OH my god, SHUT THE HELL UP! How do you know that it wouldn't break into three pieces? Are you a laptop crash test dummy? Why don't you test out your theory on your own "craptop?" JEEZ

idkweird 0

Friday 20 November 2009 20:37

Man, I had a super cheap toshiba that fell further than that a couple times and never broke into pieces. So, don't worry, your vodka was probably more valuable than your POS laptop that would break like that! Also, Vodka is wonderful, good liquor choice!

withmywideeyes 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:15

YDI for only remembering your alcohol. The laptop probably read your mind, realised it would always be second best, and jumped in a passionate suicide.