By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML
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Nordrag 26

Naaa. People only post things they're happy about on this site.

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Nordrag 26

Naaa. People only post things they're happy about on this site.

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cmath_fml 19

There's a button for that, you know? It saves you making unnecessary comments!

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zed34 18

Sounds like someone is guilty

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Nordrag 26

Of course someone is. It's not like the garage demolished itself.... Did it?

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Olympiakos10 15

He just doesn't want to be blamed for something he didn't do...

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dareyale 13

my dad and your dad would get along great!

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mn_shr 22

My dad too! And we shall dub them the Drunks and officiate them into the Drunk Daddy Club. Sorry about that OP, but I hope he sees the error of his ways soon enough and quits.

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Allennis44 16

This is incredibly depressing...

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TheAuditor 4

Well, years of it go by and ya kinda get used to it. At least my dad has the greatest drunk personality Iv'e seen to date.

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olpally 32

What a dick. He needs help it seems like.. Good luck.

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JamieLT 22

Yeah... Maybe he'll think differently in the morning. Bc that's just stupid.

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rich443 22

I am your dad your argument is invalid

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cuppycakeslove 20

When he sobers up give him his price for being a complete douchebag: the bill for repairs.

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