Intimacy: Priorities - FML

Priorities

By sunlightchild_14 - 13/09/2009 07:04 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By air - 13/07/2009 09:17 - United States

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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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Trapped

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 05:00 - United States - Mineola

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Top comments

Alpacater 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:43

Maybe he was shocked and trying to be funny. If not, FYL.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:00

10-the OP never said she didn't wanna be pregnant-that's not the FML(it's that her bf is more into sex than having a kid with her) OP-at least he didn't leave you. I know a lot of guys who would leave their gfs if that happened.

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gotboobs 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 0:26

I don't blame him. sex is great

kokosweet 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 5:19

he could have responded in worse ways

kaylapple 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:33

that sucks.

Imachillifilliz 2

Friday 19 August 2011 1:04

Could have been a lot worse.

FMLeverydayzz 0

Friday 13 January 2012 15:50

Ha

FMLeverydayzz 0

Friday 13 January 2012 15:53

9 months to go

XallyX 4

Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:32

So he cares about sex more then having a kid with you? He sounds like a douche.

dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 20 October 2015 10:07

How is this an FML? He could have done the usual thing and freaked out.

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