Miscellaneous: Protip - FML

Protip

By LovedByFamily - 08/10/2012 15:08 - Germany - Köln

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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You deserved it 209

Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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You deserved it 136

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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You deserved it 96

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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You deserved it 4 795

Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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You deserved it 92

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 070

You deserved it 3 467

By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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You deserved it 2 670

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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You deserved it 2 922

Angry man

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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You deserved it 76

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WCARlover 34

Monday 8 October 2012 18:52

What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!

whatadaydanny 12

Monday 8 October 2012 18:53

Offer yourself to be adopted.

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candacekmp 14

Monday 8 October 2012 19:46

Your mom is mean and I'd start coming up with ways to retaliate

88vivera 9

Monday 8 October 2012 19:47

Why would she do that?!?!?!?!

ben827 10

Monday 8 October 2012 19:56

That's not even funny. What kind of mother does that?

pammievb 2

Monday 8 October 2012 20:02

What kind of a Mom is she? That's horrible! Are you and your Mom close?

perdix 29

Monday 8 October 2012 20:11

It's just to even things out a bit. He can call you fat, but if you respond with a fairly good nutshot, you'll be the winner. Also, tell your dad your mom's ******* the pool boy.

Here4theshow 17

Monday 8 October 2012 20:25

Lol I love OP's username

MetalCraze 11

Monday 8 October 2012 20:30

Wow,I didn't now germans were whiny sissies when did that happen?

sturnbull 1

Monday 8 October 2012 21:05

Hahahahahagah

seriouslythat 6

Monday 8 October 2012 21:09

Same kind of thing happened with me my mom sent a ton of messages to my brother on how to make me cry and similar things unfortunately for her she accidentally sent some to me :( needless to say my moms a bitch

Gsnipes 2

Monday 8 October 2012 21:20

What a bitch

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Today, over the course of three hours, I was burned by our toaster oven, hit in the head by a fridge door, hit my toes on a chair, clipped my hip on a table edge, and had both the washer and dryer lids slam on the same hand. I'm not sure what hurts more, my body or the shame. FML

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Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML

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Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML

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