Miscellaneous: Protip - FML

Protip

By LovedByFamily - 08/10/2012 15:08 - Germany - Köln

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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You deserved it 136

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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You deserved it 96

Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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You deserved it 4 795

Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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You deserved it 92

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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You deserved it 3 467

By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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You deserved it 2 671

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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You deserved it 2 923

Angry man

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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You deserved it 76

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WCARlover 34

Monday 8 October 2012 18:52

What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!

whatadaydanny 12

Monday 8 October 2012 18:53

Offer yourself to be adopted.

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candacekmp 14

Monday 8 October 2012 19:46

Your mom is mean and I'd start coming up with ways to retaliate

88vivera 9

Monday 8 October 2012 19:47

Why would she do that?!?!?!?!

ben827 10

Monday 8 October 2012 19:56

That's not even funny. What kind of mother does that?

pammievb 2

Monday 8 October 2012 20:02

What kind of a Mom is she? That's horrible! Are you and your Mom close?

perdix 29

Monday 8 October 2012 20:11

It's just to even things out a bit. He can call you fat, but if you respond with a fairly good nutshot, you'll be the winner. Also, tell your dad your mom's ******* the pool boy.

Here4theshow 17

Monday 8 October 2012 20:25

Lol I love OP's username

MetalCraze 11

Monday 8 October 2012 20:30

Wow,I didn't now germans were whiny sissies when did that happen?

sturnbull 1

Monday 8 October 2012 21:05

Hahahahahagah

seriouslythat 6

Monday 8 October 2012 21:09

Same kind of thing happened with me my mom sent a ton of messages to my brother on how to make me cry and similar things unfortunately for her she accidentally sent some to me :( needless to say my moms a bitch

Gsnipes 2

Monday 8 October 2012 21:20

What a bitch

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Today, mid-sex, my wife told me to call her a nasty slut. I was kind of uncomfortable doing it, but I did it to make her horny. She started crying, because she didn’t realise how much it would hurt her feelings. Now I’m not sure if she’s mad at me or herself, but I’m scared either way. FML

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Today, I left something in my boss's office. The door was closed which usually means she isn't in there, so I asked her coworker/friend for the key. When I opened the door, she screamed at me to get out of there. Turns out, she has just stopped breastfeeding her son and was pumping her breasts. FML

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Today, there was a gas leak at work. We called the fire department, who advised us to evacuate the building. We called our manager to let her know, and her response was "Oh, don’t do that." My boss would rather let us die of carbon monoxide exposure than lose out on 3 hours of work. FML

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Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML

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Today, I found out that my wife has been stepping out for two years with her two best friend's husbands, our neighbor who lives with his mother, and a complete stranger she worked with for 4 days. She was also pregnant while all this was going on. Then she had a nervous breakdown, and I had to take her to hospital. FML

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Today, I learned that my wife used to strip while in college. I found this out when I brought her to a work party and my boss recognized her. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants, which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML

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Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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