Miscellaneous: Protip - FML

Protip

By LovedByFamily - 08/10/2012 15:08 - Germany - Köln

Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML

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Stay out of my life

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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You deserved it 136

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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Fight your own battles

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 07:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

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Why mother, why?

By Gee, thanks mom - 15/02/2022 14:00

Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML

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You deserved it 92

By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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You deserved it 2 670

By Bestfrienduncool - 30/09/2010 05:11 - France

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML

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By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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Angry man

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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WCARlover 34

Monday 8 October 2012 18:52

What is wrong with parents these days, seriously?! That is just ****** up!

whatadaydanny 12

Monday 8 October 2012 18:53

Offer yourself to be adopted.

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Kir0v 3

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:36

Damn it Meg... Who let you back in the house...

cadyt1234 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 3:02

That's.. Not okay. Seriously.. That's an issue. I'm sorry :(

doglover100 28

Tuesday 9 October 2012 3:58

What is with parents these days and wanting to hurt their kid's feelings.

Accuraxy 10

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:49

I wouldn't let them get to you if I were you. If your brother is getting a reaction out of you than he will keep bothering you, but if not he will probably stop.

bobeattaco 5

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:15

I say tell the brother where the mom hides the Christmas presents next year and let him tear through em.

EmazingLight 9

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:09

Your moms an ass.

jem970 19

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:45

I know what you are going through OP. My mother and I have a hate-love relationship to. Just wait till you move out and she realizes that she is no longer a part of your life, she will get the picture really fast when that happens.

unknown7866 0

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:11

Haha

letitsnow_fml 5

Wednesday 10 October 2012 2:48

Sorry. Your moms such a b****

MissDGamer 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 3:22

Your mom is a b!tch how is she gonna do that?

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Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML

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Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML

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Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

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