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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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You deserved it 4 234

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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You deserved it 18 098

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 13 190

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 243 985

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 107

You deserved it 10 934

Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 682

You deserved it 5 902

By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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You deserved it 8 855

Definitely memorable

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 830

You deserved it 55 075

By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 424

You deserved it 4 058

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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You deserved it 9 213

It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 028

You deserved it 6 589

whippymcdumb4zs 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

He was just trying to catch dinner.

nohugs4u 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

We all have that one crazy uncle

Comments

Cappiej 18

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:44

Oh deer...

mishkaroni 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:16

I see what you did

Cappiej 18

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:03

43 What the hell do you think about when someone says 'deer' ?!

sierralovesyou 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 23:10

Ha. Ha. Ha. I see what you did here ;)

MagicallyFat 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:44

So evil. I go out of my way to stop for squirrels

springbok_fml 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:47

you better run squirrel!

L_Lovegood 19

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:47

So awful to just go for the kill with no reason at all.

SteveTheJanitor 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:00

Maybe he has a reason no one will ever know

P374RD3D 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:45

PETA will be pissed... and that's good enough reason for me

j_cat187 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:41

People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak

j_cat187 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:41

People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak

j_cat187 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:41

People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak

j_cat187 19

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:41

People Eating Tasty Animals? Yea hemorrhaging blood vessels makes for a shitty steak

rocker_chick105 31

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:53

A nice squirrel and roadkill soup for dinner, eh?

ThatGuyRory 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:05

What an absolute BOSS! Just to say, i doubt he was planning on hitting it, especially infront of his niece/nephew. So i doubt he's evil. I bet he would have died inside if he did. :L

saIty 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:06

Sounds like the kick-ass unc who would pop a few wheelies while driving.

MrsKitty86 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:07

I would say that, just to mess with someone, but I wouldn't actually hit an animal, lol! As long as he didn't hit the squirrel- absolutely hilarious!

Miss_Attitude96 24

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:16

So, if you hit the squirrel, would you express pity for it, too, or laugh maniacally like your psychotic uncle?

Zaffro 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 12:19

If it's a grey squirrel it's legal to kill them. In fact in the UK it's encouraged to kill them as they are causing huge problems for other wildlife including the red squirrel.