Cars and Animals: Psycho

Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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You deserved it 4 233

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 934

Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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By anon - 01/07/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML

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You deserved it 8 851

By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 09:03 - United States

Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 16:48 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I found a baby squirrel on the pavement and thought I'd try and rescue it. While I googled what to do, it started running around. I tried to grab it, but it ran straight into the path of a car. FML

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You deserved it 4 056

By dating a big bag of dicks - 13/05/2014 21:02 - United States

Today, while driving out to the countryside with my new boyfriend, we came across a deer lying in the road. It seemed badly hurt, but instead of letting me get out and make sure, my boyfriend decided to just run over its head to finish it off, then continued driving with a smirk on his face. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:06

He was just trying to catch dinner.

nohugs4u 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 11:07

We all have that one crazy uncle

Comments

lotto_boi 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:34

Are you related to the person who posted about thier day shooting squirels in the garden in his underwear

kruschev33 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:38

Lol an animal is only permitted to live of a human agrees so I'm pretty sure you eat meat

bladomas 2

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:50

nice uncle :)

666xSYXXXx666 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 13:53

Hmm... Does your uncle happen to be in a Rob Zombie film in which he says, "run rabbit, run"?

jesskaisns 5

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:01

Haha my uncle does the same thing, but with kangaroos and cats instead.

twofirstnames 12

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:28

There's plenty of squirrels, one gone doesn't matter

loserman67 35

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:38

AAAAAWWWWWWWWW come on, I don't know anyone that DOESN'T do that. Everyone aims for squirrels. It's like culling the herd, there are so many of those furry rats, it's does not hurt to flatten a few and pop their nuts

1958x 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:42

It's quite terrible that your uncle would do that, but your life isn't ****** because of it.

ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:50

Fast food

askantik 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 14:52

All the people saying that it doesn't matter because there are plenty of squirrels would do well to remember that our own species is pushing 7 billion and projected to hit 10 billion by 2100...