PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
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JocelynKaulitz 28

Good thing it wasn't you?

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foxesntea 22

At least you didn't feel the horror?

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Lonestar7 4

Now that's multi-tasking at its finest my friend...err I mean nastiest!

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CalculatedRisk 19

I'm sure theres some kind of pun to be made about being blessed after sneezing and ********... something something holy shit.

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devinaww 15

How do you witness such a thing? X-ray vision?

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Shadowvoid 33

You have to admit, that's still pretty impressive.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Instead of burning the candle at both ends, the person just blew both those ******* right off.

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whatunicorn 17

sounds like a shitty situation.

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Catdragon 40

This reminds me, while riding the bus I had to witness someone keel over and vomit everywhere. poor me. fml

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cuz803 44

It could have been much worse. The person probably didn't cover their nose or didn't clean up in the bathroom!

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KingKralj 31

I can just imagine the other person's fml xD "Today, I was at the mall. I sneezed and shat myself. FML"

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