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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 911

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 636

Too trusting

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to stifle a sneeze while on the train and instead shat myself a little bit. FML

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You deserved it 185

By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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You deserved it 126

Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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You deserved it 112

Procrastination

By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 98 117

You deserved it 16 738

How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 812

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 190

You deserved it 4 208

By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 113

You deserved it 3 500

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 885

You deserved it 7 980

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:08

Good thing it wasn't you?

foxesntea 22

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:15

At least you didn't feel the horror?

Comments

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:08

Good thing it wasn't you?

foxesntea 22

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:15

At least you didn't feel the horror?

framaram 9

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:16

Robin Sparkles did not warn me about this when she sang those iconic words "Lets go to the mall!"

Wizardo 33

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:17

Double barrel snotgun with crapshot ammunition.

socialproduct 19

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:32

Kind of reminds me of Mall Rats. Would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel?

whathepony 13

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:43

Id say it's a fml for that guy :s

Wishe 17

Saturday 19 November 2016 11:55

Shouldn't this be more of an FML for them?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Saturday 19 November 2016 13:22

As a Rhode Islander, I'm imagining this happening in PPM food court...oh god.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 November 2016 14:33

Ah, the dreaded Shneeze! I'll bet that "someone" is really "you."

mermaidgirle 12

Saturday 19 November 2016 14:43

more like eff that person's life. I can't imagine how horrible it was for THEM.

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