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By PubelishedAuthor - 15/03/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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By sexyfail - 26/01/2010 08:59 - Australia

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

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What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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You deserved it 16 669

House rules

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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christiebaby578 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:58

Young Demon Insects.

Rickymonkeypants 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:20

wow that's a fail

Comments

missvee98324 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:35

Vacuum much?

picturescrazy 24

Monday 15 March 2010 23:14

EW, duh, did you not realize that before???

robdoggstge 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:49

own a washer machine???

iPLAYbasketball 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:56

the real FML shouuld be today, I was about to have sex with this guy/girl right before we were about to begin I saw pubes in his FML

eviltomato 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:16

yep that sux. finding pubes on the toilet sux too

Skittles_Cat_09 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:40

yurr stupid and disusting!!!!:p

campbellshayla73 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:01

ouch tht bites

yungstunna1 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:14

fag

masterblaster39 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 5:35

It definitely wasn't just the pubes! It was probably the crabs that were attached to them. YDI for being nasty!

Ashley121645 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:01

thats kind of really disgusting clean up ur bed? ur like leaving ur mess and u want someone to fo u on it?

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Today, I’ve been getting a lot of strange messages from guys on the dating site I use, then I realised why: on my profile pic I'm sat down and you can see my nice underwear up my skirt. That explains the messages, they thought I was trolling for men to hump and dump. FML

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Today, a friend and I tell each other everything about our relationships, and we’ve been flirting for two years, but we’re not together. I started to have feelings for him, but I didn’t say anything, then the guy started to disappear and I don't know if he has an avoidant attachment, or he's just ignoring me. FML

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Today, if I'm out of breath, sweaty, or in a room with the door closed, my grandmother will loudly yell, "YOU HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING!" as soon as she sees me. It's been going on for three years. My parents think it's hilarious. I want to die. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML

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Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML

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Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Today, I accidentally spilled red wine on my cat. She ran away and licked the wine off before I had a chance to clean her. My mother is deeply concerned our cat is dying. I'm trying to tell her to wait 24 hours before taking her to the vet's, simply because I think my cat is hung over. FML

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Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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