Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML
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Welshite 39

Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.

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SoapTurtle 7

what a shitty situation amirite

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Infamous_Tora 12

... Not even in this FML is that saying justified. Please, show yourself the door.

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HowieDoIt 21

I don't bother with downvoting anymore, trolls are gonna troll. I've learned to expect these comments, and accept the troll as a member of a community, in the hopes that one day, the beast may become tamed.

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Ihavegas 22

I agree nothing like a smooth ass and the cool breeze that follows

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booze_n_bitches 37

No it's the soft hair tips that emerge after waxing, not the sharp cut ends after shaving that are so itchy!

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Karenezzy 20

Unless they are allergic to wax, it'll be worst.

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bertyogurt 7

I've had a fear of waxing ever since The 40-year-old Virgin came out. That waxing scene is ruthless!

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TacoTrop 10

That movie was disturbing. @OP, could be worse, a rash due to razor burn would have iced that cake right there.

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Welshite 39

Should have chosen "truth". On the other hand, I'm sure you have a sexy five o'clock shadow now. Too bad it's where the sun don't shine.

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blissmiss17 16

Just keep shaving, shaving, shaving.. What do we do? We. just. shave.

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SS99_fml 20

I think the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair is not knowing how to say no.

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Meettitan 14

I think the worst part is having to deal with the swamp-ass after that. Men have ass-fros for a reason.

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kewpiesuicide 29

And that's why I'm a lesbian 62... Ugh

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MiloBear 11

I have been there, buddy. First is the itchy stage, then the painfully prickly stage.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

And then the comfortable half inch stage

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nick347b 6

I don't get it, I always thought that it would be horribly uncomfortable, but then I actually tried it and I've never had a problem with it.

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damnit1989 16

Just wait until your underwear or jeans pull on those little growing hairs.

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chocolatefrog28 29

And so begins the awkward cycle of extreme manscaping. Godspeed, OP.

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