Intimacy: Pubeblocked - FML

Pubeblocked

By PubelishedAuthor - 15/03/2010 06:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

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You deserved it 33 326

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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You deserved it 26 759

By sexyfail - 26/01/2010 08:59 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you accidentally bite a chunk of his pubes and yank them out in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 228

You deserved it 27 858

What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

Spicy

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

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You deserved it 586

By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 441

You deserved it 10 123

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 912

You deserved it 15 365

By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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You deserved it 15 745

By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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You deserved it 5 997

Itchy arse

By DaggerHole - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 350

You deserved it 16 669

House rules

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 22:00

Spicy

Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 175

You deserved it 1 228

By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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You deserved it 15 234

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Top comments

christiebaby578 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 22:58

Young Demon Insects.

Rickymonkeypants 0

Monday 15 March 2010 12:20

wow that's a fail

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lmfaoNO 0

Monday 15 March 2010 17:17

YDI for having pubes

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 17:32

Well... Duh..

XxDeathCardxX 1

Monday 15 March 2010 17:32

that's pretty gay man

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 17:38

Well... Duh..

oolong 2

Monday 15 March 2010 17:41

burn

Twiztidbunny 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 18:06

I love dark lotus lol

CallMeHush 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:24

Yes, but a blanket made out of pubes on the other hand...

chloeginger 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:30

a pub blanket is an entirely different story. those are always acceptable

chloeginger 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:32

oops I meant pubes not pubs

ahhhmber 0

Monday 15 March 2010 18:28

damn these sanitary people...

Thisdeadhorse 0

Monday 15 March 2010 19:18

more+like%3A%0A%22I+was+at+the+guys+house+about+to+have+sex+with+him%2C+then+he+pulled+off+the+covers+on+his+bed+and+it+was+covered+in+pubes.+I+left.%22

kBzee 3

Monday 15 March 2010 20:55

People still have pubes nowadays?

GiddyXD 0

Monday 15 March 2010 22:04

yuck bro. ur pubes might "went off" when u guys were *******.

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