Cars, Accident and Transportation: Public freakouts

Public freakouts

By BrakesNotBumpers - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Reading

Today, I was rear-ended. While I was yelling, "WHAT THE F...?" the lady who hit me completely freaked out and drove into me again. Twice. FML

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Afroman720 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:21

Common courtesy is to take someone to dinner before the rear ending. This lady needs to learn some manners!

ZoeeeGuyss 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 8:19

Bumper cars anyone?

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 20:38

The **** sorry OP maybe swerve next time ? I don't know the complete situation but the person behind you should have paid attention.

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 22:59

so from accident to vehicular assault. did herself some favors there

RyanBee 14

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:32

Now think about this incident in a bed scene..

pinque 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 1:28

Is she blind

cronagorgon 11

Monday 15 June 2015 14:12

Remember if you hurt something and it screams....FINISH IT OFF

marney7559 6

Monday 15 June 2015 18:26

That's Masshole drivers for ya.

GaySeaOtter 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 9:01

"Bumped into me again. Twice." So three times? Or four?

kandysnow 18

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:44

I read this so wrong the first time.

Arialznm 3

Sunday 3 April 2022 8:07

And that’s why you don’t yell at the women next time lol

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