Punchline man

By Anonymous - 27/10/2022 18:00

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Today, I figured out the medical problem with my wife’s legs. She likes to spread them so my cousin has somewhere to rest his penis while I’m at work. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Almost sounds like a mineral deficiency. Could be cellulose. A lawyer can help by serving divorce papers.

Why, how thoughtful of her! I think you should give her a gift for her generosity. I hear divorce papers are a customary “discovered my spouse cheating” gift, I’m sure she deserves it!

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Almost sounds like a mineral deficiency. Could be cellulose. A lawyer can help by serving divorce papers.

Why, how thoughtful of her! I think you should give her a gift for her generosity. I hear divorce papers are a customary “discovered my spouse cheating” gift, I’m sure she deserves it!

Your cousin needs to get his Tired Penis Syndrome looked at. I hear the Lorena Bobbitt Technique is very effective.