Parenting, Awkward and Porn: Punished - FML

Punished

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

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Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

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Vintage_Cola 29

Friday 6 March 2015 14:05

Your mother is ******* awesome XD

Welshite 39

Friday 6 March 2015 14:08

"And now the male inserts his penis repeatedly into the female. The female makes sounds indicating pleasure. Now both partners have achieved their climax."

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SydLovesLacey 18

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:22

I see incest in the near future.

crandel 11

Saturday 7 March 2015 1:29

Did you still jerk it?

Headcrab 29

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:05

holy shit that must be the most hilarious and awkward thing I've read in a a while. I feel sorry for OP though. Watching **** isn't abnormal at all. Parenting done wrong IMO.

burnthistown 20

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:48

Way to traumatized your children and give them intimacy issues later in life. O.o

jackroarrr 25

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:48

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 7 March 2015 2:55

Parenting done right. Lol!

BlackFire4890 16

Saturday 7 March 2015 3:06

holy shit! I like your mom. rotflmao

Randomness90 27

Saturday 7 March 2015 3:09

I feel like this is something that would happen in California.

JonBall 17

Saturday 7 March 2015 4:31

Your mom rocks haha

wizewomyn 13

Saturday 7 March 2015 4:37

That's gold !!!

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