Punk rock

By Shitfaced - 22/11/2022 12:00

Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Let him. But warn him that if the newspapers get hold of the case he'll been known as dogshit face for the rest of his life.

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Brightside86 30

Given you're the one who escalated to violence I wouldn't be surprised if you lost. Though not a lawyer so who knows.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Let him. But warn him that if the newspapers get hold of the case he'll been known as dogshit face for the rest of his life.

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JackWood 20

You could have just stopped him. You didn't have to assault him.

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tiptoppc 19

I…. Disagree. They will never learn if they don’t get punished for their transgressions. I side with OP. That kid is a total ********

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Brightside86 30

Given you're the one who escalated to violence I wouldn't be surprised if you lost. Though not a lawyer so who knows.

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Wadlaen 23

in this case, if he's traumatized, I'd say he deserves to be!

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Charlie Given 26

Please 🙏 do a follow up we wanna know what happened??? 🙂

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RawrXD 4

I imagine you can claim self-defense since he was going to light it up

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tiptoppc 19

Arson can turn into murder pretty quickly if you think about it..

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RichardPencil 30

Don't worry. He won't be a reliable witness in court. When the incident allegedly occurred, he was totally... ...wait on it... ...shit-faced.

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