It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML
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Druu 53

"Thank you, sir. I'm not from this side of town, but you guys give really weird welcome gifts."

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Throw it back at him as a return gift with a thank you note

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Druu 53

"Thank you, sir. I'm not from this side of town, but you guys give really weird welcome gifts."

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Shabnam Moghal 14

Throw it back at him as a return gift with a thank you note

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mariri9206 32

No, they should put their own dog's feces in a brown bag, put it on his porch, set it on fire, knock on his door/ring the bell, and then run, baby, run. you know, like in Billy Madison.

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jadedarchangel 9

For some reason, when I read this FML, this song popped in my head to a tune from Beauty and the Beast about her little town: I walked my dog like I do e-ve-ry-day But a new way I went to-day Soon the walk became a shame When dog poo was flung my way Now all I can think is goodness, f my liiiiife.

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my2centsworth 15

Why was the man walking your dog in a different part of town? We need more background.

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mariri9206 32

Did you not read the fml? OP was walking their dog in a different part of town, not the man.

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Little Richard 11

Sounds like it's time for the old flaming bag of dog poop gag.

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species4872 19

Did you lose your pencil Richard?

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RichardPencil 30

He's not RichardPencil, he just appropriated my pic!

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species4872 19

Is nothing sacred? Should have known, there is only one RichardPencil.

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RichardPencil 30

That was your initiation to the neighborhood. And, for the record, I created my profile pic and others have appropriated it without permission. I am flattered nevertheless.

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species4872 19

Maybe your dog has another owner on the side.

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WTF STFU 3

I would smear it all over his car... with gloves of course.

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