Healthy Lifestyle, Smoking and Kids: Quack science

Quack science

By RyanJarmanForPresident - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

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You deserved it 5 171

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Top comments

Crlnprz 11

Friday 23 November 2012 15:55

*insert are you ******* kidding me meme*

randomthing 22

Friday 23 November 2012 15:56

Oh god. What a moron.

Comments

WhackTheJackal 22

Friday 14 November 2014 21:53

Kill the retardation with fire.

NickACD 27

Saturday 18 April 2015 2:29

Here's a thought. Let her smoke, ruin her life, and outlive her dumbass.

loueasy 23

Saturday 3 October 2015 0:10

Did..... Did you even go to school?

SolidSteak 5

Sunday 22 November 2015 11:39

You are a failure as a parent.

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Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

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Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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You deserved it 182

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 864

You deserved it 28 380

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I agree, your life sucks 55 747

You deserved it 6 397

Today, I got home from work and got to sleep around 4am. My mother decided it was a good idea to wake me up at 5am and tell me I have to look out for my sibling's package. I can't get back to sleep and I have to start work again at 10am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 403

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 194

You deserved it 300

Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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You deserved it 8 886