Healthy Lifestyle, Smoking and Kids: Quack science

Quack science

By RyanJarmanForPresident - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML

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Crlnprz 11

Friday 23 November 2012 15:55

*insert are you ******* kidding me meme*

randomthing 22

Friday 23 November 2012 15:56

Oh god. What a moron.

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mara85 1

Saturday 24 November 2012 22:28

you can't argue against sound logic

BellaFurfaro 12

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:29

Let's hope she doesn't have lung cancer by the time she's 20..

Darrek182 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:41

She sounds like a winner

samsch0 0

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:13

....Are you sure it was a cigarette?

sknabc123 8

Sunday 25 November 2012 9:57

Congratulations op, you've raised a dumbass.

redfishbluefish2 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 18:43

Well then, it's too late for her anyway. No point in trying to keep those brain cells.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 26 November 2012 4:25

Too bad "post-abortions" are illegal. Sound like you need one.

DarkHeartAnime 4

Monday 26 November 2012 5:28

She needs to go back to school.

_VAL3NT1NA_ 6

Monday 26 November 2012 9:22

She was obviously high... XP

arodeadmau5 3

Monday 3 December 2012 9:58

He went FULL retard...you NEVER go full retard!!

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