Intimacy: Quiet please

Quiet please

By mute - 16/04/2016 00:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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By Kiddo - 02/09/2013 06:49 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said that we can "maybe have sleepovers" at his house when he FINALLY moves out. He's 24, and we've been dating for 6 years. FML

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Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By Order of the Dangling Testicles - 28/01/2014 20:28 - United States - Astoria

Today, I moved back into my dorm. My ex-girlfriend, and the guy she left me for, now cohabit next door. Now I get to hear them screwing while I try to do my homework. FML

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Wizardo 33

Saturday 16 April 2016 15:27

Be vewy vewy qwuiet. They're humping like bunny wabbits.

revan546 24

Saturday 16 April 2016 15:22

Be extra loud. Assert your dominance.

Comments

born_hustla 26

Sunday 17 April 2016 4:43

You guys should just act grown and get your own places together

trucker2 33

Sunday 17 April 2016 5:35

Sneak in some random strangers backyard and use their trampoline for crying out loud

mattyiscool123 26

Sunday 17 April 2016 5:54

The cycle never ends

Exsequor 14

Sunday 17 April 2016 7:00

I take this to mean that you haven't bothered to find yourself a place to live where you don't have to be quiet either, so that's on you just as much as him.

grimmotek 8

Sunday 17 April 2016 16:02

If you're not making her scream, you're not doing it right.

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Sunday 17 April 2016 20:54

Get a real boyfriend

Globrorey 3

Monday 18 April 2016 10:22

Why can't he go to your place? You a teen still living with mom and dad? So then don't give your bf shit about where he loves lives!

yankasocky 7

Monday 18 April 2016 19:35

Sounds like a loser. What kind of adult (18-19+) doesn't have their own place? Whether they're in college or out..it's not that hard to rent a $600/mo apartment.