Hospital and Kids: Quiet

Quiet

By Anonymous - 07/08/2011 01:40 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year-old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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You deserved it 11 518

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 496

Stranger danger

By anniethemoth - 15/07/2022 16:00

Today, my five-year-old daughter is absolutely miserable and constantly putting herself down, as she has been for a week. What happened a week ago? She bumped into a stranger at Walmart, apologized, and the guy told her, “Nope, not good enough. You need to die.” Who says that to a child? FML

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You deserved it 126

By itsjustmyluck - 09/11/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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You deserved it 197

By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 16:31 - United States

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

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You deserved it 46 654

Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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You deserved it 102

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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You deserved it 21 124

Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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You deserved it 3 914

Kids say the funniest things

By embarrassedmom - 18/05/2009 01:19 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair whose leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?" He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

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You deserved it 25 972

By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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You deserved it 8 366

maz_irken 6

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:06

...I want to meet your kid!

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 7 August 2011 9:10

*SMACK*

Comments

LuckyDuckie 16

Monday 29 September 2014 15:03

Teach the kid some manners

at0micmin3r 23

Monday 15 December 2014 10:34

Someone needs the belt.

saralou626 15

Monday 6 April 2015 4:00

an old woman isn't going to put her troubles on a little girl. you're not a very nice person if you believe that kind of behavior is acceptable, especially in a hospital.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 13 April 2015 15:18

Time to give your child an old fashioned spanking.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 0:57

Teach her some manners.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 20 August 2015 20:08

Grounded for life

PuppiesKisses 15

Sunday 29 November 2015 21:37

How the hell did you raise her that she thinks that is okay?

Kaoticwolf 17

Friday 19 February 2016 21:26

get ready for a ass whoopin

GrantedTexas356 13

Thursday 29 September 2016 4:36

This is just terrible. This old lady probably had someone very dear to her get hurt and yet half of the comments here are laughing with the kid. Like what the **** guys

nurse123 7

Tuesday 22 November 2016 5:42

Gotta love kids. You think you will be embarrassing them for the rest of their lives and its actually the opposite. At least their cute thought, right?