Miscellaneous: Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 12:00

Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML

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Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By Bigbaby - 11/06/2015 22:29 - United States - Ontario

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.

jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?

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jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?

SierraVanilla 0

Friday 12 February 2010 21:48

awe, man with feelings. so cute! (; nice FML(;

NoWayLady 13

Tuesday 30 March 2010 15:04

tell her that ur grandma died a year ago and u just thought of it

mnbbv 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 18:43

Wow what a b1+ch. I agree with 386 except tell her u were hired by her father to tell her her gramma had died

mnbbv 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 18:44

vdj

htownlove 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 5:57

ugh that movie sucked!

bonicr 0

Monday 28 June 2010 4:59

Wow, what were you whimpering or sobbing OP? The least you can do is stfu while you tear up.

EddieYoung1991 0

Monday 26 July 2010 21:32

lol that's not nice for him!

YANKSFAN4EVER 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 8:02

It's ok OP tell her to mind her Ps and Qs

livgasms 4

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:20

the start of up is so sad :( and little bits throughout I cried watching it lol

im_vale 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:04

hahahahaha xD

Isabella123 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:04

Girls like sensitive guys. So Yea I think crying during movies is no big deal. Besides I cried during HSM3. Whether it was cause of torture or that i actually felt sad though is debatable.

andrewFML 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 0:32

hsm3?

wowthatshorrible_fml 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 6:12

dude ur like buckethead but with a warped face please put the mask back on

yankfan89 27

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:40

396-I think she is talking about High School Musical 3.

ChasinParkedCars 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:04

was her 6'7" 300lb mother sitting next to her?

DuxHuntin 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:06

Haha! You pussy!

Dukedj 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:07

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xNephilim 18

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:56

Did you ever see the movie? I don't think so. Because it's really sad!

__U__S__E__R__ 7

Saturday 29 March 2014 3:27

I'm pretty sure you have no soul.

corky1992 33

Monday 7 December 2015 8:25

Disney movies have a lot of sad moments. I'm still not over the fact that they killed Mufasa lol.

Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.

Alicia_Raven7 0

Monday 5 April 2010 6:18

i agree.

SarahBearXoX 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 14:54

I totally agree haha I'm a pussy I cried in the little mermaid . and op that's when ask if she can lend you another pair of balls

music12 4

Monday 13 February 2012 1:39

Dude, I'm 11 and I didn't cry during airbuds. That movie kinda sucked. And the 50 others that followed.

hilda_kitty 16

Thursday 28 February 2013 5:30

Exactly. That movie made me cry like a little girl over a dead puppy. Up did too. The love scene between the old guy and his wife.... You just can't not cry!

krispybacon4321 23

Tuesday 20 January 2015 15:40

And if you didn't cry when Mufasa died in the Lion King, you have no heart. I cry every time.

DarkusOmegaX 14

Thursday 22 October 2015 12:15

Welp, looks like I have a black pile of ash for a soul.

Ilovelife07 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:09

Hey, Disney movies are sad, just be glad it wasn't the Fox and the Hound, that movie is so damn sad

adub5586 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

Hahaha. I agree with #5. You big pussy!!!!

jm88 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

Obviously #5 and #6 have not seen Lion King because I specifically remember tearing up watching it the first time. Granted, I was like 12 years old.. but that movie is a tear jerker.