Love and Drugs: Raincheck

Raincheck

By sadnj - 23/01/2017 15:30

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML

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You deserved it 414

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 384

You deserved it 3 595

Declined

By BrewPack - 14/07/2014 02:22 - United States - Slinger

Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 479

You deserved it 3 429

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 643

You deserved it 5 908

By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 246

You deserved it 1 434

By vividrabbit - 12/07/2009 13:29 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 886

You deserved it 5 004

By anonymous neighbor - 30/01/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 769

You deserved it 6 641

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 210

You deserved it 2 808

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 507

You deserved it 3 059

Charity

By DreDre - 12/12/2019 03:00

Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 024

You deserved it 730

Consider the offer

By Anonymous - 03/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 122

Emiweb 9

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:57

So he's got money, then.

2simz 25

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:24

He takes bad boy to a whole new level

Comments

2simz 25

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:24

He takes bad boy to a whole new level

bruhhhhhhh 14

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:47

Well that escalated real quick

Emiweb 9

Saturday 25 March 2017 0:57

So he's got money, then.

Stuffaluffagus 25

Saturday 25 March 2017 1:27

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that

STARLORD_459143196 2

Wednesday 29 March 2017 8:37

???

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 March 2017 1:04

With the opioid epidemic spreading, he's apparently an astute businessman.

waadee 2

Saturday 25 March 2017 1:28

send nudes. to his prison cell. he'll need them.

rodfergie 18

Saturday 25 March 2017 1:59

So you're saying he's self-employed?

tbo13 7

Saturday 25 March 2017 2:16

I bet that date would have been pretty....dope.

rodfergie 18

Saturday 25 March 2017 20:05

That was good

lemons9098 1

Saturday 25 March 2017 3:27

hi this was my post.. the kid called me a few days later to apologize for ever putting me in any danger. he said that his roommates were selling dope without his knowledge. while skeptical, i do believe him if simply not for the fact that he was released and the others are still locked up. whole situation is escalated due to the fact that we live one block away from an elementary school. either way it seems i may have (quite literally) dodged a bullet on that one..

dblogic 19

Sunday 26 March 2017 16:16

Or he rolled on his friends/roommates to receive immunity/reduced sentence/probation and that's why he's out walking around free. Or maybe he told you the truth. Either way I would be hesitant to get involved with that dude unless you can verify his story...sounds like you have sympathy for that guy. It is nice that he apologized but he was knowingly living with smack dealers. He had to have known about it, junkies are hard to overlook.