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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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smalltowngirl88 0

Why did you leave your child unsupervised? Way to be a parent.

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kingbeau 0

Ummmmmmmm... just to play devils advocate, as it were, for a second... Nobody said the child FLEW in to the wall... How is it that so many people jump to the conclusion of a terrorizing behemoth who flings cats against walls with bone crushing force and (I can only imagine based on the comments) drinks the blood of virgins at the full moon? Here's a thought, maybe consider that the bed is RIGHT next to the wall, and the OP just pushed the kid/cat a bit, and she FELL off the bed, and hit the wall on the way down on account of the bed being RIGHT next to the wall? Seriously... witch hunt much? In most parent's bedrooms I've been in, a kid would hit the wall no matter HOW softly they feel off the bed, while a cat would just jump gingerly to the ground somewhere after being "kicked" (i.e. prodded with a foot) off...

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Devyn333 16

This sounds exactly like the FML where the dude kicked his hamster off. Ehh, fake. Maybe. And it sucks for you, if it did happen.

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funkymonkey90914 0

oh my GOD!! wtF?! first of all, why the hell would u kick one of ur cats off the bed that hard?? ANIMAL HATER! and second, I HOPE UR CHILD HATES U FOREVER. YtotallyDI.

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relapse01 0

CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!! But really u should always check before you do something like that and y do u kick your cats off?

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CherishFlowers 0

Wow... there is a difference between gently pushing your cat away and kicking it off... that's mean. I'm not sure how close your bed is to your wall, but you shouldn't kick your cat at all.

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ikepela 0

do any of you asking why she wasnt supervising her kid, have any kids? i have a 2 year old and when i want a nap my husband watches him...sometimes moms need naps too... that doesnt necessarily make her a bad mom. i cant say as tho i've kicked my kid tho.... if he crawls into my bed i do know the difference between his weight and the cats weight....

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itsgen 16

what the hell is wrong with you!! first of all why would you kick a cat? and especially your cat and YDI for actually kicking your baby

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kingbeau 0

#329, as I mentioned, pretty much no there isn't. Its a wording thing. YOU, and everyone here, take the meaning to be similar to kicking a soccer ball, while anyone I can think of would call pushing the cat off the bed with their foot "Kicking the cat off the bed", and nobody I can think of would be upset by calling it that either.

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