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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
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truslide 0

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

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uhmfml 0

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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go_falcons 0

Woohoo, we did it! :D :D

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Rangadunedin 0

I have never laughed so hard in my life, for all you dicks who are wingeing about why you would kick a cat or a kid so hard, who cares it ain't your kid so let it go!

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blko 0

Nice move :l But I bet she is more scared to bother you when you sleep then a thunderstorm now..

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blko 0

Nice move :l But I bet she is more scared to bother you when you sleep then a thunderstorm now..

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MaddieC91 0

A healthy 2 year old child (about 25 - 30 lbs) does not weigh much more than the average full grown indoor cat (19 - 30 lbs). so it is easy to mistake the two just depending on weight. Secondly, ive seen children simply fall off the edge of a bed and hit their head on the wall to the side of the bed. Add a little momentum to that and yeah a kid will more likely than not hit the wall, unless the room is absolutely huge. Even with just a little shove of the foot. nothing was mentioned to how hard the kid hit the wall. the kid was probably more startled than hurt. Nothing can be automatically assumed or judged from this short, pretty non informant story.

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Zkenny13 6

You know a disturbing amount about this subject.....

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Sam_13161821 0

YDI in so many ways.

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Niaa_fml 0

Okay, seriously, why would you ever kick a cat? You don't kick anyone. Ever. Just because a cat is an animal doesn't mean you can treat it differently to humans. They still feel pain and function just like any other living thing. So you deserve it x2. And about the child.. God, this is really awful, are you sure you're a good enough parent? Responsible enough? I know everyone makes mistakes but even if you did think it was your cat, you shouldn't kick it, not only because it feels pain and rejected but also you could be risking, like in this case, that it's your child. Stupid people on this planet..

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mandy307 0

I personally would ever kick or hurt an animal especially a kitty! And how the hell does someone mistake a heavy kid for a cat my two year old is way harder to pick up than a cat! And for those who say oh he was sleeping who is coherent when you are sleeping.. HELLO parents should be! You have kids! How the heel can you sleep heavy enough to be affected this way!

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cageddreamz 4

lmmfao!!!... wtf? if i was your cat or kid i'd claw your face off....

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cageddreamz 4

lmmfao!!!... wtf? if i was your cat or kid i'd claw your face off....

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Sassiecassie7 0

I totally agree with #1065. Why would you ever kick your cat ? Thats animal abuse right there ! That like sickens me. Your pets should be just as important as your daughter is to you. I mean if your just gonna ignore the poor cat, why the hell did you buy it ? FYL ? More like F**k your cat's life. Oh, and hope the kids ok. Not to be mean or anything, I just feel that kicking cats are wrong.

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