Mining for gold

By can’t do it - 21/08/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, I caught my fiancé picking his nose and eating it. I don’t want to break up over this but I just cannot for the life of me get that image out of my head. Every time he tries to kiss me, I visibly gag and turn my head away. He says I’m being unreasonable. FML
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caraag 8

Lol ask him about it around his family or friends. Bet you’ll stop being “unreasonable” real quick. He’ll be embarrassed to no end. And he won’t have a single defense. He already doesn’t because he’s making it a “you” problem And friend, it’s def not you

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FluffythePink 21

My current bf thinks I insist on him scrubbing his hands and nails then immediately changing out of his work clothes because of the icky plumber dirt. It's actually because he's a habitual, van driving nose picker who wipes it on his trousers and I can't stand the thought of him touching me unless I know he's not covered in bogies. The icky plumber dirt is just an inarguable excuse. You are so very far from alone here but the only thing you can do is find a diplomatic coping strategy because there's no power in the Universe that will keep a mans finger out of his nose. Except maybe training with a taser. And a relationship is pretty much done when the prospect of kissing makes you want to vomit... So try only kissing him when he's just cleaned his teeth for a while. If the mental and emotional branding fades, then you just have to staunchly ignore it happened and don't go anywhere near him if he's been in the loo for more than a minute. Unless he's cleaned his teeth. If it doesn't? Then you'll have to face the fact that there's things that can kill your lady/gentleman boner stone cold dead and make sure the next one is 100% aware that it WILL implode the entire relationship if it happens. You aren't being unreasonable in the slightest. Your bf is being a nauseating pig. You have my sympathy and support. 🫂

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smoochmysnoot 5

You’re not being unreasonable, that’s disgusting. I wouldn’t want to kiss ol’ booger lips, either.

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caraag 8

Lol ask him about it around his family or friends. Bet you’ll stop being “unreasonable” real quick. He’ll be embarrassed to no end. And he won’t have a single defense. He already doesn’t because he’s making it a “you” problem And friend, it’s def not you

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RichardPencil 30

I take it you don't give him ********. How would he muster the courage to kiss you after that?

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coolrunnings1021 14

You clearly dont love him if you cant put up with any behaviour.

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Justkidding100 41

that's disgusting but if you really think you'll ever marry someone you find 100% perfect and even just 100% not revolting you'll never find someone. it's the good AND the bad. if this is his biggest flaw that's a huge win

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FluffythePink 21

My current bf thinks I insist on him scrubbing his hands and nails then immediately changing out of his work clothes because of the icky plumber dirt. It's actually because he's a habitual, van driving nose picker who wipes it on his trousers and I can't stand the thought of him touching me unless I know he's not covered in bogies. The icky plumber dirt is just an inarguable excuse. You are so very far from alone here but the only thing you can do is find a diplomatic coping strategy because there's no power in the Universe that will keep a mans finger out of his nose. Except maybe training with a taser. And a relationship is pretty much done when the prospect of kissing makes you want to vomit... So try only kissing him when he's just cleaned his teeth for a while. If the mental and emotional branding fades, then you just have to staunchly ignore it happened and don't go anywhere near him if he's been in the loo for more than a minute. Unless he's cleaned his teeth. If it doesn't? Then you'll have to face the fact that there's things that can kill your lady/gentleman boner stone cold dead and make sure the next one is 100% aware that it WILL implode the entire relationship if it happens. You aren't being unreasonable in the slightest. Your bf is being a nauseating pig. You have my sympathy and support. 🫂

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