Health, Teachers and Work: Record breaking

Record breaking

By musicteacher - 12/03/2015 10:23 - United States - Bethania

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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Get me out of here

By fraz206 - 18/03/2019 16:00

Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Vomitoid - 07/02/2018 01:30

Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML

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By wheezy - 03/12/2013 17:28 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Kayla - 06/10/2018 14:00

Today, it's the third day in a row that my classmate next to me has brought green bean casserole to eat in class. The last two days I could hold back my vomit, but today I couldn't. FML

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WitEluded 13

Thursday 12 March 2015 16:36

46 students!? The lack of proper funding for school music programs makes me sick too

Rosebudx 32

Thursday 12 March 2015 16:36

Hopefully you had no sympathy pukers :/ You really pick up all sorts of weird illnesses and bugs at school. Feel better soon!

Comments

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 12 March 2015 23:26

That's why they call them SICK DAYS. Use them.

iShanny 13

Friday 13 March 2015 2:08

...Maybe OP felt fine that morning? Or OP is pregnant and had some nausea.

britt2dawn 8

Friday 13 March 2015 0:31

I only have 10 students in my class including me

hunteredmundson 17

Friday 13 March 2015 0:54

Wow and I started complaining when my classes in a school on Long Island got bigger and now have about 30 kids per class

Tannasgh 22

Friday 13 March 2015 1:37

I did that once while installing some networking equipment at one of our schools. As the nausea hit me, I found a trashcan outside the computer lab, an and did a fair impression of a dromedary, as the Mexican food I had for lunch just minutes earlier, returned for a firehose pressure encore. Just as I bent over for this bit of joy, the bell rang and students started pouring into the classroom, stepping over my legs and and I heard one of them say "That was too cool..." To which his friend replied "was that guacamole?" At which point I gave on more gut wrenching, aneurism inducing heave and blacked out...somehow I ended up in the nurses office...