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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By ricksterile - 29/10/2011 00:44 - United States

Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

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By Just..why - 25/03/2019 14:00

Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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Eashag 3

Friday 18 September 2009 1:23

Lol FYL, stupid teacher.

Juli_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:24

your teacher sounds like an ass

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Eashag 3

Friday 18 September 2009 1:23

Lol FYL, stupid teacher.

sundossa 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:23

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copycat148 0

Friday 20 May 2011 5:56

NOOO PENISSSSSSS

Nyx7 24

Friday 12 September 2014 12:03

Congrats on your life accomplishment

Juli_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:24

your teacher sounds like an ass

Starchild21 3

Friday 18 September 2009 4:31

No he sounds like he has a sense of humor. I'd laugh too haha ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Jello12 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:26

ouch. Basketballs hurt when they attempt to enter your stomach. haha FYL :-)

gonzolove 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:34

And make you empty your stomach.

glassisass 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:27

thats really funny. but it does sound like a PE teacher. anyway it was your fault that happened. you shouldn't have thrown it so hard at the wall. or you could have but you should have been farther away. anyway it kinda sucks. not the getting hit part but the throwing up part.

portable_retard 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:27

Uhmm.. alright then. Freshman year the gym teacher put duct tape all over my head thinking he was being funny. I couldn't get it off. I had to walk through the caf full of people so someone could help me. I must say... Throwing up in yo gym class while TRYING to RELIEVE stress.. I'd punch dat bitch in da face.

iFail12 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:27

ouch. that sucks, Hun. Something like that happened to my friend a few days ago. But we were playing Volley ball, and the person who hit him spiked the ball straight at him.

iFail12 0

Friday 18 September 2009 1:31

Oh, forgot to mention that he did puke. He was right about to urn into the guys locker room, when he did puke. So the guys had to dress out late, due to needing to clean up the puke. Again, I feel so bad for you, Hun! I would want to hurl that basketball at him, if I were you.