By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
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mermaidkeels 26

I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!

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FalloutScrolls 25

Was it because you cheated on her in the dream?

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RpiesSPIES 27

If only you were a Masochist, you'd enjoy the surprise better.

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SixthSinEnvy 39

A Halloween Birthday? That's awesome and to be honest that seems like the appropriate way to wake up with such an occasion. Happy Birthday!

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TigranPet 24

Starting the day off with a bang!

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mermaidkeels 26

I'm sure she feels horrible and will have other "surprises" to make up for it...and this time it won't include getting punched!

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Magnoxidans 19

What if he likes being punched during other surprises? :P

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RichardPencil 30

Tell her next year you'd prefer a nice wake-up *******.

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Medieval_Unicorn 24

I have to hand it to you, your username is one of the best puns I've heard in a while, keep it up

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interesting33 36

I had a dream last night that a snake was under the skin in my arm and then it bit itself out but there were still many maggots in it I had to dig out. I didn't scream.

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