Recruitement hell

By nocanhaz - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a job interview. The person giving me my interview was late, and while waiting for them I fell asleep. When they arrived, they didn't even bother interviewing me because they thought I was irresponsible since I fell asleep because they were late. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 890
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Same thing different taste

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So what? You couldn't keep your eyes open while you waited? YDI X 100

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Ugh I had an ex that always used to fall asleep stupidly like that, this FML just makes me want to punch you in the ******* face.

You're an idiot for falling asleep. Whether the boss was late or not, you should never fall asleep because that shows that you are irresponsible no questions asked. YDI.

well at least u werent sleepy when he came and didnt know what u were talking about. bit ur still jobless.

It IS irresponsible to fall asleep while waiting to be interviewed... And yes, it's irresponsible of the interviewer to be late, but he/she has nothing to prove, YOU'RE the one being interviewed. YDI.

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Well OP I hate to break it to ya but the interviewer was right.

Who the **** falls asleep waiting to be interviewed? You're a dumbass for not being able to control yourself. Im a manager of a store and there is no way in hell I would hire someone that fell asleep waiting for me. I'm interviewing you.. I can be as late as I want and you deal with it.

I can't bliv somebody falling asleep on an interview! Interviewers are sometimes late, it is a workday for them, the previous interview may have gone longer, & sometimes it is to test how the candidates function under stress. U think the interviewer had to wake u up? And what else, bring u coffee too?

If that was me, I would throw you to the ground and pee on you, shouting house on fire, put it out, put it out. Then I'd make you drink anti-freeze until you passed out. When you woke, I'd be gone and you'd have a size 7 poop chute.

just remember: the ball is completely in their court. the employer, whether right or wrong, has complete jurisdiction over what to do with you as a potential employee. so it actually doesn't matter if they were 15 minutes or 15 hours late, it's still gonna be your fault. also, if you crash anywhere, do it in a place that isn't conspicuous... >< |the kid|