Redecorating

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 17:12 - United Kingdom - Amersham

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
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laurenasabutton 26

3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.

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Welshite 39

Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over. "Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."

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pandalover69 26

Why did you move in together after only 3 months? Honestly ydi, moving in together is something you do after you've known someone for more than a year.

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EpicSquishii 21

Why... Would you live with someone after 3 months?! I hope you didn't have him sign a lease, those can be very hard to maneuver out of, and from the looks of things, this is going to be a short lived relationship. I'm going to have to say YDI for not having a clue who you're with after three months and for allowing them to live with you (HUGE step in a relationship.) But FYL for having a creepy boyfriend :(

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AngrySailor 17

Seeing as its your place you could just insist NO...

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FlyingPie 17

You've got to be kitten me. What did you move in together after only 3 months fur?

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Most guys like stuffing pussy though. No surprise here.

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AngrySailor 17

Did his ex girlfriend move in too? Read: Did he bring a rather large freezer from his old apartment?

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redsoxgrl824 11

My boyfriend and I didn't get a place together until a year and three months... You really should get to know someone more than three months before you let them move in with you. I feel like I'm always learning new things about my boyfriend and we've been together two years already

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WhiteCrimson 23

Wha hahahahahahaha. Now thats a series of unfortunate events. Lol

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noelasis94 18

That's brilliant this guy could be on USA characters welcome.

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perdix 29

He can mount them in the living room, just as long as he only mounts you in the bedroom ;)

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Bow chicka bow bow. But what if the op decides she wants an open marriage after he proposes.

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Welshite 39

I don't know about you, perdix, but I'd rather not hang my girlfriend on the wall. That's just creepy. On the other hand, she would make for a nice decoration. I might even spruce her up with flowers or paint abstract art on her. The possibilities are endless!

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