Love and Cats: Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 517

You deserved it 415

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 792

You deserved it 4 350

By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 080

You deserved it 65 917

Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 291

You deserved it 158

By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 000

You deserved it 3 543

By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 810

You deserved it 3 439

By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 153

You deserved it 1 379

By iliku - 01/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was having a romantic evening with my new boyfriend, until we walked into my bedroom and discovered that my cat had ripped apart my pads and had spread them all over the place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 501

You deserved it 233

By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 313

You deserved it 1 152

By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 978

You deserved it 8 985

By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 793

You deserved it 2 597

Shzusuziq 16

Sunday 19 May 2019 12:56

Good choice!

live_to_love 25

Sunday 19 May 2019 13:14

It seems you made the right choice after all !

Comments

Shzusuziq 16

Sunday 19 May 2019 12:56

Good choice!

live_to_love 25

Sunday 19 May 2019 13:14

It seems you made the right choice after all !

Trinity Fenwick 7

Sunday 19 May 2019 14:34

Good for you! never trust a man who doesn't love your furry babies. they give unconditional love and will never leave you or cheat on you, also, they are your children. I hope they scratched the hell out of that heartless idiot before he left. just sayin. ...

Shawnie Gallant 24

Sunday 19 May 2019 14:51

It’s not usually a good thing when they make you choose between your pets, or them. Good choice

xxWTFxx1981 23

Sunday 19 May 2019 15:10

Yeah power to you.... You are one step closer to being the single 40 year old cat lady on the block everyone talks about... oh yeah...

Chloe555_fml 27

Sunday 19 May 2019 18:14

Maybe you should stop punching holes in walls...

xXDemonWolfXx 13

Monday 20 May 2019 8:04

I’m a man and I’d say the same thing if someone told me to get rid of my cats.

Amy Hensley 4

Tuesday 28 May 2019 1:30

Wow you’re a horrible person. Seriously do all of humanity a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 May 2019 16:39

The cats are just symbols. You chose to not be controlled. I hope he injured his hand because he’s going to need it.

blahblabbity 19

Sunday 19 May 2019 17:14

was his name Kyle bc i feel like his name is Kyle

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 19 May 2019 17:56

No, it was Brad. Such a prick Brad thing to do!

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 19 May 2019 17:28

Good for you that is a tactic that control freaks (narcissist's) try to use to control you & him punching the wall is a major red flag of possible physical abuse towards you or your pets in the future.