Redecorating

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 17:12 - United Kingdom - Amersham

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months moved into my apartment. I had never been to his place because his roommate was a drug addict, so it came as quite a surprise when he brought three taxidermied cats with him, insisting that I let him mount them in the living room. FML
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laurenasabutton 26

3 months seems awfully quick to move in together. Maybe if you'd been together longer you'd know about this... quirk of his.

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Welshite 39

Make sure you bring up the hunting tales when you have visitors over. "Yeah, this one, the tabby, he was a mankiller. We lost two good men catching him."

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Sorry op. ydi on this one. Take it from someone older that has learned from mistakes....3 months is way too soon to let someone move in with you.

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WonkeyDonkey 10

Ewwww, good luck with that OP. I know I couldn't handle it and I was raised as a kid with cow, bull and pig body parts mounted on our walls and floors.

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khaya 9

Once I read "roommate drug addict" the rest was not a surprise.

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Whatapuffchild 23

oh yes! New pets! Say hello to Snoogums, Fluffy, and Poffy Woffy

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faygo_chick 5

Are the cats at least professionally done? That's not such a big deal, lighten up. Just choose a not so prominent place to put them. No problem with moving in together after a short period of time but its really freaking weird that you never once seen his place or that you didn't help him move his stuff.

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Kazenoe 24

1. Nobody called her a *****. 2. This has nothing to do with moral values/christianity. 3. You made a risky move and are extremely lucky it worked out. 4. I will be using the phrase "Holy Zombie hoax" to make my atheist friends giggle. Thanks!

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