Food, Cats and Animals: Reflex - FML

Reflex

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I fed my cats their usual dinner of canned cat food. Without thinking, I put the spoon I had used for their food into my mouth so I could use both hands to rinse the can before recycling it. FML

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fearnoevil175 3

Monday 10 January 2011 10:02

pet food is regulated by the fda and should be just as good for you as a can of soup. they did that because homeless ppl were buying pet food cause it's cheaper than ppl food

fearnoevil175 3

Monday 10 January 2011 10:04

FDA regulates pet food too cause they found ppl who were poor were eating it as a cheaper alternative to soup

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MandathePanda24 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 6:24

Sooo what'd it tasteee likeee! And did you happen to eat more? And if it was nasty you should feel bad for your cat but on the other hand good job for recycling

BritLass 15

Monday 19 September 2011 23:19

Oh that's disgusting!! FYL but YDI for not watching where the spoon went :P

basketofminks 6

Monday 16 April 2012 7:51

We've all eaten cat food...

kiaroxilles 8

Thursday 10 July 2014 18:31

Was it tuna? :)

4EverMarie 24

Sunday 30 November 2014 7:45

This is like the episode of SpongeBob where he tasted Gary's snail food. Lol FYL

metalmeow 13

Friday 16 June 2023 11:41

Eh, it's safe for human consumption. It just might not taste very good since the flavor profile is meant to appeal to cats' palates.

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