School, Weird, Cats and Teachers: Relevant to my interests - FML

Relevant to my interests

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my maths class and I had to sit through a slideshow of photos of our teacher's cat. The cat's name is Mr Cat. FML

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travellingfun 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 19:01

Sounds like the best maths lesson ever.

guitar93cd 8

Wednesday 18 March 2015 19:01

Probably not the most fun, but hey at least you're not doing math!

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badgercheese94 16

Sunday 22 March 2015 8:58

Dude, **** math. Cats are awesome!

Spuffi 9

Tuesday 24 March 2015 16:21

I like cats, but I think if I were forced to sit through a whole lesson dedicated to someone's pet kitty I would be immensely annoyed. One of my University lecturers had to do a lecture on cats (and their domestication throughout history) so decided to spend 20 mins talking about her own little fluffball. I think some cat owners are far too excited to shove their cats in your face :/ ruins it for the 'normal' cat owners!

shonic 16

Thursday 15 October 2015 10:02

bitch this ain't show and tell

night_roane 11

Tuesday 8 March 2016 2:11

:'D he's almost as original as my dad, who has had cats named Blackie, Kitty, and Squeakers.

notjordansime 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 6:03

Well I'm naming my next cat: MrCatMan...

jstone89 13

Friday 5 August 2016 16:22

You dont have to be original when you name a cat lol.. my cats name was Key Key.. and my cousins is Ms. Puss. :P

LoganTheWizard48 0

Sunday 5 March 2017 7:10

Sounds way better than my math class

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