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By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 213

You deserved it 3 551

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 872

You deserved it 10 532

By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 168

You deserved it 2 019

By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 269

You deserved it 3 960

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 478

You deserved it 1 385

By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 209

You deserved it 5 009

Thanks for that, whoever you are

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that somewhere out there someone has written my phone number on a pub bathroom wall, because now every couple of days or weeks I get random calls from heavy breathing pervs, or from guys wanting to know if I’m available, and how much I charge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 442

You deserved it 76

Dude, why?

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 06:00

Today, I texted sweet nothings to a phone number written on the side of my tumble dryer, thinking my crush had left it there, all cute like. Turns out the phone number belongs to my landlord’s maintenance guy, who was not at all flattered by my midnight serenade. FML

I agree, your life sucks 140

You deserved it 1 475

By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 485

You deserved it 2 475

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 003

You deserved it 425

By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 165

You deserved it 3 816

theluckygirl28 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/ oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

geesquared 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:14

put HIS number all over popular youtube videos... ouch

Comments

theluckygirl28 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

lmao thats madd funny!! i had that with a craigslist posting.... :/ oh well, at least you have a chance to make new friends (:

Gia0896 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:16

DAmn, then you might wanna get a girl best friend. .

theluckygirl28 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:06

nahh i don't use it. my friend put my pic and number on and i got tonz of txts from random horny old guys

theluckygirl28 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 21:15

lmao that's not troll-like... ahh well, tsall good (: how's the weather?

gonzolove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:17

I agree with Dame. Get him back. If he's straight, put his number in a gay bar. Or vice versa. Revengeeeee.

Dogman332 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:31

Hey to all stoners out there. I just smoked catnip. Wow, now THAT stuff gives a major KICK.

mooreon131 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:38

any guys (or girls too i guess) looking for sexy fun time, call me at 410-487-3362!

the_stereotype 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:51

how would you not notice, though? because they're both male...so wouldn't YOU notice your number on teh bathroom wall?

gonzolove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:55

Unlikely. The friend probably wrote it in a stall, and the dude probably just uses the urinals.

xMooMoox 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:20

I think he probably wrote it a while ago and not necessarily when he was hanging out with the friend.

xBrightKnee 4

Friday 2 October 2009 1:31

ewh broeeee. horny old guys on craigslist. I am SO glad nobody did that to me :/

benny2465 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 18:26

dude op that's what guys do, we piss eachother off on purpose, just get revenge

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 11 October 2011 5:23

36 - or on a huge billboard somewhere, it might cost some money but you'll be a revenge legend

zomfgrawr_ 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:10

.. Uhm? O_O

zeal 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:11

I don't get it?

Starchild21 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

Wow are you ******* serious? You need to go watch Dumb and Dumber :P

ell1609 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

his friend wrote his number on the wall

Starchild21 3

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:02

Lol nice try at trying to impersonate DameGrey Talk about retarded

Intoxicunt 5

Sunday 13 September 2009 22:59

#37, you fail at life. Go die. The REAL DameGreyWulf (with an L) has a sense of humor. If you're going to impersonate someone, it should be someone more on your own level. I would suggest Britney Spears.

gonzolove 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 23:20

Wow, some people really don't have a life. Also, that's creepy that someone would do that.

DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 14 September 2009 0:09

Of all people to pose as... lol

shuttuplily 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

Well she confessed.. whats the problem?

CBR77 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:40

They're both male.

violentturtle 0

Monday 14 September 2009 1:33

He was joking. I would've said the same thing...

ashuleyy 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:12

Dude, that suckss :D

Sp1tfire 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:13

lol owned, FYL, your friend must be really annoying

xoerica9 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:13

LMAO! I love this one!

twiggly 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 20:13

aha, oh man. This was hilarious. FYL, that sucks. The last few FML's have been funny FYL's, contrary to the dumb "YDI's" that seem to populate this site.