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By notanerd - 09/03/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML

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By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

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By Lucie - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML

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Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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Chill out, man!

By Marcowalker95 - 07/08/2012 04:16 - United States - Panorama City

Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML

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By BigBangCheater - 01/04/2012 10:08 - United States - Loves Park

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2018 14:00

Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML

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By FUSheldon - 28/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Millstadt

Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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hqwoody327 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

Here's an idea... GO HOME!

Intoxicunt 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:17

Get to know them. Nerds are the best.

Comments

Gneekman 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:17

What, a whole hour? Yeah, you're a bitch. Are you telling us you've never made your boyfriend go shopping with you for things you like? By the way, The Big Bang Theory is awesome.

MrAdventure 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:21

I think you are mistaken. The Gamestops around here show clips from TBBT.

winterharte 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:22

It's Final Fantasy! Stop bitching and suck it up.

mrzero 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:23

stop bitching. if don't like just say no. and tell he need's get a ****** life

callargh 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:32

On behalf of all the nerd girls out there, I'd like to revoke your other X chromosome. You're just making girls look bad; you don't deserve it.

el_eckz 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:33

lol I was at the EB Games on Mavis in Missisauga last night :) got my copy, mini strategy guide and poster ! yeye !

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:36

Waiting an hour for a game is not a big deal. Quit bitching, no one forced you to go.

catastrophicsock 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:38

Oh you poor thing. -_- STFU. No one said you HAD to go with. Quit whining, those things never take that long. Why would you agree to go if you are obviously not at all interested? You make all girls look bad you whining bitch.