Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Riveting

Riveting

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

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mintcar 9

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:25

Wow, step up your game pal. If your girlfriend is bored then there's clearly something you're not doing right. One thing sex is not is BORING.

you_failed 15

Wednesday 16 February 2011 19:10

Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)

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rockinbecca2 4

Saturday 19 February 2011 14:36

well then make it fun for her!

randombitches1 0

Monday 21 February 2011 6:26

well maybe she was thinking of those pesky bills or something

nonofurearwax 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 6:53

you're cute. ;)

4evermossin 0

Friday 25 February 2011 21:56

slip it in her bum that will get her attention and excite her ..... maybe not in the best way but she won't be bored just pissed

omfgizzy 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:42

seriously? fail.

hall1234 0

Friday 1 April 2011 1:31

dont b boring

EyeOpen 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:28

Put it in her butt

birchknollbabe32 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:37

I hope she realizes that she could do something to. if you don't have sex with her for a week, then she'll appreciate it

jjasson1296 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:46

ur fault

jadejazmyn 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:33

Ask her what she really likes and try watching some x flicks. Step ya game up buddy.

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