Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Riveting

Well I can definitely understand where she's coming from. Sometimes getting and staying in the mood takes so much effort, it's not even worth it. Talk to her about it, I'm sure you can work something out :)

eyepuppy 31

Monday 24 March 2014 15:49

looks like someone needs some practice and new moves.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 26 October 2015 22:07

Time to spice things up.

shannon2348 14

Saturday 21 December 2019 6:56

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that maybe you're not doing it quite right. ydi

metroido 17

Saturday 29 January 2022 2:33

Yeah? Sex is boring at best and agonizingly painful at worst. I don’t blame her.

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Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML

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Today, a customer yelled and cursed at me, splashing spittle in my face, and to top it all off she wished “my mom would die in a fire.” All this because I accidentally spilled her milkshake all over her Louis Vuitton handbag. Apparently, it “costs more than my rent.” FML

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Today, I got way too bored and stoned, so I created a Tinder profile named "Covid" with a picture of the Coronavirus and a funny description. I'd never had so many matches. FML

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