Love, Covid and Coronavirus: You give me fever

You give me fever

By Boredstoner420 - 14/03/2020 21:00

Today, I got way too bored and stoned, so I created a Tinder profile named "Covid" with a picture of the Coronavirus and a funny description. I'd never had so many matches. FML

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By Thay - 01/09/2016 22:28 - United States

Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML

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By *SuperCringe* - 28/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML

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By Wellgreat - 30/11/2018 03:00

Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Bill - 29/04/2023 00:00

Today, my girlfriend confronted me about having an active Tinder profile. When she showed it to me, it was someone pretending to be me. But that now begs the question: Why is she on Tinder? FML

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Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 22:00

Today, a guy on Tinder matched with me. I reached for my phone so fast, I slipped and broke my nose against the toilet, then when I tried to use the bowl as support to stand up, my hand slipped and I slammed my broken nose right back onto the toilet. Don’t think Mr Tinder is seeing me tonight. FML

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That's their goal

By your_uglyness - 01/08/2021 05:59

Today, I’m so ugly, I had to pay for more likes on Tinder because I ran out of them. FML

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The death of romance

By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 09:57 - Argentina - Burzaco

Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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Return to sender

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 04:00 - Germany - Ingolstadt

Today, I pulled a prank on my friend by making a fake Tinder profile just to catfish him. All our friends came to make fun of him, only to realise that he'd stood me up. Turns out, never showing for first dates is his way of playing hard to get. Now everyone is laughing at me. FML

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Vibe check

By justanidiot - 20/09/2020 22:01 - United States - Macon

Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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bloopaloop 27

Saturday 14 March 2020 21:31

155,000 and counting, way to go!

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 15 March 2020 8:03

So I’m curious what the description was lol

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bloopaloop 27

Saturday 14 March 2020 21:31

155,000 and counting, way to go!

rgkkk 17

Saturday 14 March 2020 22:32

Some people literally died laughing

WistayShlaio82 13

Sunday 15 March 2020 0:58

Wow, lots of crazy people

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 March 2020 4:55

So, you're less attractive than pneumonia?

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 15 March 2020 8:03

So I’m curious what the description was lol

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 March 2020 17:39

On one dating site, I made a fake account named LeaveMeTheF_Alone and claimed to be a 3'6" woman weighing over 300 lbs and having no pics. I had many more hits than with my actual account as a male. The thirst is real.