Transportation, Cars and Anger issues: Road rage

Road rage

By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By whitefox123 - 20/09/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By W1D0 - 20/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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Leave me alone

By Anonymous - 15/06/2022 18:00

Today, I kindly asked my irate mother to respect my boundaries and to find other outlets for her frustration. Instead of responding AT ALL to what I had asked, she yelled at me for an hour about a completely unrelated political documentary she'd seen on YouTube, and then didn't apologize for her outburst. Typical. FML

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maz95 17

Saturday 16 February 2013 15:53

Maybe you were safer walking home than being in the car with your mum in that state.

perdix 29

Saturday 16 February 2013 15:46

You should have said, "Aw, mum, gimme a brake!" Even better, learn the difference between "brake" and "break."

Comments

kalepie 6

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:03

Just appease her and walk home, not worth arguing, plus she will feel bad after.

bluejayscheer 7

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:08

When will people learn proper English *sigh*

LSS_fml 18

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:13

If you were driving around Melbourne I can understand why she'd be so wound up....

alitbaby 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 16:31

yes, my mother is exactly like that too lol. sorry op!

mrperspire 4

Saturday 16 February 2013 17:03

Ah. **** you mom. Bitch needs a chill pill.

Soobie 10

Saturday 16 February 2013 17:33

We need more Grammar/Spelling Nazis as moderators, if this FML made it past the review process.

picante72 24

Saturday 16 February 2013 17:34

She needs to CTFD.

cmbar831 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 18:28

Someone's on their period..

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 16 February 2013 18:33

I think it would be better for you if you walked home..

noelasis94 18

Saturday 16 February 2013 21:32

Next time just look at her and say they're all gonna laugh at you

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