Transportation: Road rage

Road rage

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Germany - Mannheim

Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML

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You deserved it 8 412

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By kezbabes - 03/05/2014 18:15 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was driving my grandpa to the store because his car is in the shop. I was well within the speed limit, but he kept yelling at me for "speeding", then accused me of trying to give him a heart attack, and eventually pulled the e-brake, getting us rear-ended. He refuses to apologise. FML

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You deserved it 3 936

Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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You deserved it 15 896

I'm an excellent driver

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 20:00

Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 848

You deserved it 140

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 693

You deserved it 1 554

By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, my car wouldn't start, so I had to wait for AAA. Then, hurrying to pick up my brother, I got a $161 speeding ticket. Twenty minutes later, I got a call from him saying he didn't need a ride anymore. FML

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You deserved it 6 773

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 07:04 - United States - Burbank

Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML

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You deserved it 25 238

Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 231

Crashtony Cartano here

By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 23:03

Today, my husband sped my car up to 80 in a 30, and almost crashed, which would have killed us both. What did I do to set him off? I played a song he didn't like. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 048

You deserved it 161

By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 281

You deserved it 901

By laurlaur - 05/08/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbed the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the rest of the car trip pissed at me because I'd "interfered" with his driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 060

You deserved it 2 913

mikepzz 27

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:35

20 km/h over the speed limit and you're freaking out? ydi for being an annoying backseat driver

loserboii 11

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:30

If he's your older brother he's doing it right.

Comments

Zanquis 22

Monday 17 December 2012 1:11

I still expect the brother to post a FML like: "Today, I took my brother asked for a drive to the mall, while I was speeding up to drive along with the flow of the traffic he went screaming and shouting like a little psycho bitch how i was going to get us both killed, FML" I am sorry there is too little information given here to not say YDI. if for instance you take into account MOST speed indicators are off by about 10km/u (even at 50km/u) then he was most likely driving just a little bit over the speed limit. Nothing dangerous there.. You said he was no even driving 20km/u over the limit. and if you see for instance 68km/u the car is only doing like 59km/u.. you went screaming over 9km/u over the speedlimit.. If you are concerned then DONT ever go doing something stupid like screaming to a driver, you will just distract him and being more dangerous then he is.

leahmae88 7

Monday 17 December 2012 5:49

Well, in his defense you did tell him to stop.

mariacachucha 5

Monday 17 December 2012 11:40

id leave you there too

HannahBee1017 9

Monday 17 December 2012 12:39

Beggars can't be choosers, YDI.

MrFraggle 14

Monday 17 December 2012 20:04

OP's a pansy. I've driven 60+ mph (100+ kmh) over the limit. Bro probably went psycho because of OP. Pansy.

coolkitty154 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 17:52

Aww, it's really cute to drive at suicidal speeds, isn't it? I'm sure you're feeling so great and masculine about it. Well, some idiot driving 55 miles above the speed limit killed my cousin. Grow up. Who the hell even uses the word "pansy" anymore, anyway? You're disgusting for feeling proud of breaking the law.

AnxietySlave 9

Monday 17 December 2012 21:55

I dont understand that everyone of you is acting: " omg we get pulled over for going 5mph to fast..." Why the hell do you drive to fast if you see cops in your mirror... HINT, slow down, or use that mirror... Also. Where I live. Chances are bigger they take a nice picture of your car when speeding. And they send the fine to your home adress later..

Carelesshottie1 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 0:52

I would have told you to get out too.

neomavryk 7

Monday 24 December 2012 1:05

Seriously? You freaked at 20kph? Your brother did the right thing.

TheWrittenRebel 10

Friday 26 July 2013 7:00

dude, 20km over the speed limit is barely worth lifting an eyebrow, nevermind shouting. what was it? 80 in a 60 zone? dont be such a pussy, you definitely deserve this one.