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By Anonymous - 05/11/2020 23:03

Today, my husband sped my car up to 80 in a 30, and almost crashed, which would have killed us both. What did I do to set him off? I played a song he didn't like. FML

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By Scaredafffff - 12/05/2021 14:03

Today, I accidentally changed the radio station in my boyfriend’s car. He threw a humongous fit and started driving recklessly, almost causing an accident on several occasions. He then dropped me off at a stop sign and told me to, "walk home, you need to lose weight anyway, fat bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Germany - Mannheim

Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20 km/h over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By Shantwozzlah - 26/03/2012 16:15 - United States - Kissimmee

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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tounces7 27

Friday 6 November 2020 1:17

I mean, if it's not obvious that you need to get away from this person who obviously has severe anger and control issues....it should be. Killing you over a song is pretty much what a deranged psychopath would do.

bl3ur0z3 17

Thursday 5 November 2020 23:06

Yeet him. Seriously. Boy, bye 👋

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bl3ur0z3 17

Thursday 5 November 2020 23:06

Yeet him. Seriously. Boy, bye 👋

Bogrbon 27

Friday 6 November 2020 0:27

Depends on what song it was. Are we talking “another trite Taylor Swift song” or “Baby shark at 120 decibels?” How much you deserve it or don’t depends on how horrific the song was.=P

Marisa Ware 10

Friday 6 November 2020 12:13

Nobody ever deserves that kind of treatment. I do not care if you have heard that song a million times before, there is no reason to almost kill someone over something like that.

JillianJuneBug 39

Friday 6 November 2020 14:07

They were obviously joking.

SJKatt 15

Friday 6 November 2020 21:00

Jokes have a time and a place, and they happened to pick the wrong ones. Whether or not they're joking isn't the point. Their joke sucked.

tounces7 27

Friday 6 November 2020 1:17

RichardPencil 30

Friday 6 November 2020 1:23

Was it something by Journey? I hate ******' Journey. I'd have driven the car into a wall if you put on Journey crap!

sirrubberduckie 35

Saturday 7 November 2020 6:38

Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the ******' Eagles, man!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 November 2020 6:47

Well, you better not go to Winslow, Arizona which is just down the road from here. They got a town square devoted to the Eagles and two ******' stores dedicated to one verse of "Take It Easy." You'd probably take it to the limit one more time.