Road to nowhere

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, what was meant to be a fun hour-long paddle with a friend turned into a 5-hour ordeal involving a coast guard helicopter, an ambulance, a hospital visit, and a ruined canoe. FML
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This is one of those fmls that could really use some elaboration from op.

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SmittyJA24 26

Gulf of Mexico incident? Well if it was at least you had enough brains to bring a satellite phone

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale - a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.

Is this the premise for a Gilligan's Island reboot? "Our explorers set out that day for a one hour paddle. A oooooone hour paddllllllllle"

Scootythedog 17

I need to know more details OP

rinnybell210 16

I need details. I must know what happened.

I would really like to know more....this could be an interesting story.

ashyash90 8

Sounds like you have a pretty exciting story to tell though!!!